My Alex Jones Interview

Posted on January 9, 2013



In late 2009, for a brief period I hosted a radio show on a local AM station in Monroe, Louisiana.

The station added the Alex Jones radio show to its lineup and that’s how I wound up interviewing Alex Jones, the red-faced fella who had a firearm-induced epileptic seizure with Piers Morgan on Monday.

In case you missed it:

“I’m here to tell you,” Jones yelled, pointing his finger at the talk show host, “1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms!”

The 38-year-old Texan continued, “America was born on guns and whiskey. It’s true we’re a violent society. … You’re a foreigner. You’re a redcoat. You’re telling us what to do.”

“You finished?” a visibly stunned Morgan asked Jones at one point.

Jones also accused Morgan of fleeing to the U.S. to evade questions about the U.K. phone hacking scandal. “You’re a hatchet man of a New World Order,” Jones said.

My interview was… a little different.

It wasn’t an interview truthfully, it was more of a commercial for Alex Jones and the radio station masquerading as an interview.

Jones was charming and funny in the few minutes I spent with him off-air, then, as if a switch were flipped, he turned on the crazy and began to spew his insane sales-pitch.

Beneath the charm and the affable personality Alex Jones is a full-fledged, right-wing zealot.

Or maybe he just pretends to be one.

Thru his radio show and website Jones theorizes that US government agents orchestrated 9/11 and the Oklahoma City bombing.

Alex blames everyone but space aliens for America’s woes and I suspect they’re on his list, he just hasn’t gotten around to the little green men are coming for our guns theory yet.

Frankly, I don’t think Alex believes the bull he is shoveling.

But if he can play the role, if he can convince you to buy his books, entice you to subscribe to his newsletter, convince you to buy the Alex Jones Nuclear Survival Skills guide, then he wins*.

*takes your $

Alex really sells a Nuclear Survival Skills guide, that is a for-real, by George thing for sale on Alex’s website,

That ain’t all Alex Jones is selling, he offers radiation treatment medicine and sensors (I suggest using the sensor first, may avoid the need for the meds), water filtration kits (cause Kohler won’t be around after the UN turns America into a prison camp), end of the world food supplies (One Year Supply – Your Price: $2,149.95!), short wave radios and something called a HazardPak Digital Survival Library.

And of course there’s gear, Info Wars caps and t-shirts, and oh my, does Alex Jones have a collection of movies, it’s right on his website, the link is titled ‘Exclusive Alex Jones Movies’, click it an browse titles like, Endgame: Blueprint for Global Enslavement or my personal favorite – Dark Secrets Inside Bohemian Grove.

Another title from the ‘Exclusive Alex Jones Movies’ list – Alex Jones Presents The Masters of Terror, here is a description from prison planet dot com:

Blows September 11th wide open with the latest revelations.

In two hours, Alex Jones reveals the globalists’ master-plan for world domination. In this powerful expose, Jones explains why the elite are using manufactured terrorism to drive the populations into accepting tyranny.

The Masters of Terror details:
  • The execution of the September 11th attacks and the ensuing whitewash
  • The cashless society control-grid
  • Implanted microchips
  • Mind-control
  • Militarization of police
  • Concentration camps
  • Foreign troops amassing on U.S. soil
  • The U.S. Patriot Act and Homeland Security taking over the states.

I don’t believe Alex Jones believes this, he may be sincere but I’m not buying, I just don’t believe him.

I don’t really believe Sean Hannity sincerely thinks the President is a socialist or Glenn Beck thinks Barack Obama hates white people.

I think Alex Jones, just like his peers Hannity and Beck and their assorted clones, wanted to be a very rich man.

Thanks to millions of gullible Americans, he has succeed.

It’s true what they say, there is a sucker born every minute.

And every other minute a huckster snake-oil salesman like Alex Jones is born, to take advantage of all the newly born suckers.


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