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Admonishing Batman

September 23, 2014

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Batman lives in my house. Not Bruce Wayne of DC Comic, Adam West/Micheal Keaton/Christian Bale/Ben Affleck fame (no disrespect George Clooney/Val Kilmer). No, this Batman is a dog, the son of my Chihuahua Coco. Let’s call it a youthful indiscretion on her part. I call it that because it sounds better than admitting the truth; […]

August’s Random Tweets

August 2, 2013

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Gas is too damn high and I blame that son of a bitch Seth MacFarlane. I got a hankering for horse meat. #DontJudgeMe Some days I feel like a world champion turd surfer and other days I’m just slowly circling the bowl. I wish ‘yo greasy granny got a hole in her panty goin beep beep […]

Kneel Before Random Tweets!

December 26, 2012

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Whenever you pronounce, ‘Alls I’ve got to say is…’ you’re setting humanity back on the evolutionary scale so stop doing that please. Have you ever hated someone so much that you wish you could go back in time and kill their mom? I have not, I just wondered if you had. If you ‘liked’ George […]

I Avoid Becoming Roadkill

September 19, 2012

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Monday September 17 2012 – 3:40pm In the breakdown lane of US Highway 165 North in southern Monroe: My grip on a rain and grease slicked crowbar slips and my left hand slams into the pavement. Again. Damn. Water, water everywhere… to say I’m soaked would be quite an understatement. I’m crawling around on my […]