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Profit or Profess? Realities Collide When Duck Dynasty Meets GQ Magazine

December 26, 2013

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Public relations manipulation. Last week I did a little random sampling of cable TV news shows as research into the biggest waterfowl-related scandal since Daffy and Donald were photographed topless in the August ’78 Outdoor Magazine, Duckgate, the Duck Dynasty/GQ story that only deaf/mute under-rock dwellers and Himalayan sherpas are unaware of at this point. […]

Random Tweets – September Edition

September 17, 2013

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These are all original jokes except for the ones I stole from other people. Those are also mine because I said so that’s why. So a pipeline spill & a deadly nuclear plant accident in Arkansas this weekend. Whatever you’re doing to piss off God please stop Arkies. He said I got this tribal in […]

Miley Cyrus & the Military Industrial Complex

August 26, 2013

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As brave Americans reeled in shock at the news of Ben Affleck as Batman, another national tragedy has rocked a grieving Red, White & Blue. Achy-Breaky offspring Miley Cyrus cut America deep in her collective soul when she dryhumped the Thicke family scion, shaming the grand traditions of the MTV Music Awards. Words cannot comfort […]

August’s Random Tweets

August 2, 2013

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Gas is too damn high and I blame that son of a bitch Seth MacFarlane. I got a hankering for horse meat. #DontJudgeMe Some days I feel like a world champion turd surfer and other days I’m just slowly circling the bowl. I wish ‘yo greasy granny got a hole in her panty goin beep beep […]

I Stole A Quote

May 20, 2013

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It wasn’t intentional. I just ran outta space on Twitter, it’s only 140 characters ya know. It was a Jim Morrison quote; ‘I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments’. I re post quotes occasionally but I always […]

Debunking A Duck Dynasty Myth

May 10, 2013

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Lies my internet told me… A Facebook post I’ve seen about forty-seven thousand times this week starts like this: The P.O.S. Liberals and Atheists are giving A&E a lot of problems because of Duck Dynasty family dinner PRAYER And also because some people are so incredibly gullible they’ll believe anything. They want that part taken […]

Duck Dynasty: Bass Man Standing

April 6, 2013

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When I decided to catch up on Duck Dynasty I wanted to work my way backward, watch the 2nd season later and stay current (blog) on the 3rd as it aired. So I’ve missed some stuff and for that I apologize. Several personal messages and Facebook comments have corrected me regarding things revealed in season […]