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Profit or Profess? Realities Collide When Duck Dynasty Meets GQ Magazine

December 26, 2013

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Public relations manipulation. Last week I did a little random sampling of cable TV news shows as research into the biggest waterfowl-related scandal since Daffy and Donald were photographed topless in the August ’78 Outdoor Magazine, Duckgate, the Duck Dynasty/GQ story that only deaf/mute under-rock dwellers and Himalayan sherpas are unaware of at this point. […]

Random Tweets – September Edition

September 17, 2013

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These are all original jokes except for the ones I stole from other people. Those are also mine because I said so that’s why. So a pipeline spill & a deadly nuclear plant accident in Arkansas this weekend. Whatever you’re doing to piss off God please stop Arkies. He said I got this tribal in […]

Miley Cyrus & the Military Industrial Complex

August 26, 2013

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As brave Americans reeled in shock at the news of Ben Affleck as Batman, another national tragedy has rocked a grieving Red, White & Blue. Achy-Breaky offspring Miley Cyrus cut America deep in her collective soul when she dryhumped the Thicke family scion, shaming the grand traditions of the MTV Music Awards. Words cannot comfort […]

August’s Random Tweets

August 2, 2013

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Gas is too damn high and I blame that son of a bitch Seth MacFarlane. I got a hankering for horse meat. #DontJudgeMe Some days I feel like a world champion turd surfer and other days I’m just slowly circling the bowl. I wish ‘yo greasy granny got a hole in her panty goin beep beep […]

Debunking A Duck Dynasty Myth

May 10, 2013

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Lies my internet told me… A Facebook post I’ve seen about forty-seven thousand times this week starts like this: The P.O.S. Liberals and Atheists are giving A&E a lot of problems because of Duck Dynasty family dinner PRAYER And also because some people are so incredibly gullible they’ll believe anything. They want that part taken […]

Duck Dynasty: Bass Man Standing

April 6, 2013

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When I decided to catch up on Duck Dynasty I wanted to work my way backward, watch the 2nd season later and stay current (blog) on the 3rd as it aired. So I’ve missed some stuff and for that I apologize. Several personal messages and Facebook comments have corrected me regarding things revealed in season […]

Put A Duck Dynasty Ring On It

April 4, 2013

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Jase Roberston and I have something in common. Well, besides the fact that we’re both northeast Louisiana natives with unkempt facial hair. Neither of us wear wedding rings. Jase because he doesn’t like rings, me because I’m broke. My wife and I will celebrate 6 years of wedded bliss this October but we’re still waiting […]