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August’s Random Tweets

August 2, 2013

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Gas is too damn high and I blame that son of a bitch Seth MacFarlane. I got a hankering for horse meat. #DontJudgeMe Some days I feel like a world champion turd surfer and other days I’m just slowly circling the bowl. I wish ‘yo greasy granny got a hole in her panty goin beep beep […]

Smoke, Oil and Mirrors (How To Make A News Commercial)

January 29, 2013

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I love oil in all it’s forms. I totally do, I love gas in my car, I love electricity, I love the petrochemicals in my plastic bottles and cups and utensils and of course in all my household electronics from TV to coffee maker. I love, love, LOVE the oil in my asphalt roads (who […]