Browsing All posts tagged under »Gwyneth Paltrow«

Admonishing Batman

September 23, 2014


Batman lives in my house. Not Bruce Wayne of DC Comic, Adam West/Micheal Keaton/Christian Bale/Ben Affleck fame (no disrespect George Clooney/Val Kilmer). No, this Batman is a dog, the son of my Chihuahua Coco. Let’s call it a youthful indiscretion on her part. I call it that because it sounds better than admitting the truth; […]

The Random Tweeting of a Sick Man

October 2, 2013


An attractive white woman has been found guilty. Rest easy in your righteous rage oh brave America. #SuckItCaseyAnthony I think maybe hell is Gwyneth Paltrow singing a Katy Perry karaoke mix. In French. Do you want with this information: Your average Big Bang Theory fan is ALWAYS susceptible to the Jedi mind trick. Now, I’ve […]