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August’s Random Tweets

August 2, 2013

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Gas is too damn high and I blame that son of a bitch Seth MacFarlane. I got a hankering for horse meat. #DontJudgeMe Some days I feel like a world champion turd surfer and other days I’m just slowly circling the bowl. I wish ‘yo greasy granny got a hole in her panty goin beep beep […]

Random Tweets – June Edition

June 4, 2013

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Attention singles, I know Valentine’s Day is a tough day but take heart, you could be dating Oscar Pistorius. This morning President Obama came out firmly against the drinking of Drano. Tea Party folks, I think you know what needs to be done now. FOX News hires Herman Cain cause screw Michael Steele. Herman Cain […]

Bobby Jindal’s Book of Home Remedies

May 21, 2013

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Ask yourself Louisiana citizens: Am I a taker? A welfare queen, a drain on society, a tax-sucking 47%er who refuses to take responsibility for my life? Have you ever sought relief for a serious illness but didn’t have the $ to pay for it?  If you answered yes, then first of all, shame on you. […]

From the Archives: My October 28 2004 Presidential Election Email

March 15, 2013

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WARNING: Political opinion ahead! So back in the day, in the ancient past, the time before Facebook, before Reddit and Chrome, before Twitter and even preceding MySpace, we used mass emails to annoy our friends with goofy jokes, spread urban legends and express our political opinions. This is an email I sent to all the […]

Attack of the Random Tweets

January 23, 2013

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The father of Peter Dinklage was the dancing dwarf in Men W/O Hats ‘Safety Dance’ video 29 years ago is a unknown fact that I just made up. You guys hear this big news? Princess Kate is pregnant with Gordon Ramsay’s love child. Jesus was born in a manger to a virgin so you could […]

Kneel Before Random Tweets!

December 26, 2012

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Whenever you pronounce, ‘Alls I’ve got to say is…’ you’re setting humanity back on the evolutionary scale so stop doing that please. Have you ever hated someone so much that you wish you could go back in time and kill their mom? I have not, I just wondered if you had. If you ‘liked’ George […]