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Miley Cyrus & the Military Industrial Complex

August 26, 2013

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As brave Americans reeled in shock at the news of Ben Affleck as Batman, another national tragedy has rocked a grieving Red, White & Blue. Achy-Breaky offspring Miley Cyrus cut America deep in her collective soul when she dryhumped the Thicke family scion, shaming the grand traditions of the MTV Music Awards. Words cannot comfort […]

Attack of the Random Tweets

January 23, 2013

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The father of Peter Dinklage was the dancing dwarf in Men W/O Hats ‘Safety Dance’ video 29 years ago is a unknown fact that I just made up. You guys hear this big news? Princess Kate is pregnant with Gordon Ramsay’s love child. Jesus was born in a manger to a virgin so you could […]