Browsing All posts tagged under »Missy Robertson«

Profit or Profess? Realities Collide When Duck Dynasty Meets GQ Magazine

December 26, 2013


Public relations manipulation. Last week I did a little random sampling of cable TV news shows as research into the biggest waterfowl-related scandal since Daffy and Donald were photographed topless in the August ’78 Outdoor Magazine, Duckgate, the Duck Dynasty/GQ story that only deaf/mute under-rock dwellers and Himalayan sherpas are unaware of at this point. […]

Debunking A Duck Dynasty Myth

May 10, 2013


Lies my internet told me… A Facebook post I’ve seen about forty-seven thousand times this week starts like this: The P.O.S. Liberals and Atheists are giving A&E a lot of problems because of Duck Dynasty family dinner PRAYER And also because some people are so incredibly gullible they’ll believe anything. They want that part taken […]

Duck Dynasty: Bass Man Standing

April 6, 2013


When I decided to catch up on Duck Dynasty I wanted to work my way backward, watch the 2nd season later and stay current (blog) on the 3rd as it aired. So I’ve missed some stuff and for that I apologize. Several personal messages and Facebook comments have corrected me regarding things revealed in season […]

Put A Duck Dynasty Ring On It

April 4, 2013


Jase Roberston and I have something in common. Well, besides the fact that we’re both northeast Louisiana natives with unkempt facial hair. Neither of us wear wedding rings. Jase because he doesn’t like rings, me because I’m broke. My wife and I will celebrate 6 years of wedded bliss this October but we’re still waiting […]

Real Ducks & Imaginary Panthers

April 3, 2013


Modern-day tall tales are called ‘Urban Legends’ but despite that moniker modern folklore often originates far from urban areas. Such is the case with Louisiana black panthers. Country folks from Mansfield to Mandeville swear black panthers roam our woods while Louisiana wildlife experts say there are no, none, zero, zip, zilch – black panthers in […]

The Duck Truck and the Sunken Boat

March 29, 2013


More in my quest to catch up on mega-hit Duck Dynasty, the reality show that stars a redneck family from my hometown: Truck Commander The episode kicks off with Willie & Korie Robertson facing a classic dilemma, teenage kids and cars. Their son John Luke (did they name that kid after Captain Picard?) has brought […]

Pay Those Beards!

March 27, 2013


The Duck Dynasty gang wants a raise… And they’ve earned it. According to the Hollywood Reporter, in the 18-49 demographic, THE age group advertisers crave like a vampire lusts after blood, Duck Dynasty is second only to The Walking Dead on all of cable and tops all broadcast offerings in its Wednesday time slot. […]