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Miley Cyrus & the Military Industrial Complex

August 26, 2013


As brave Americans reeled in shock at the news of Ben Affleck as Batman, another national tragedy has rocked a grieving Red, White & Blue. Achy-Breaky offspring Miley Cyrus cut America deep in her collective soul when she dryhumped the Thicke family scion, shaming the grand traditions of the MTV Music Awards. Words cannot comfort […]

Happy Birthday MTV

August 1, 2013


“Ladies and Gentlemen, rock and roll,” an announcer intoned over classic NASA video of the first space shuttle countdown clock followed by the launch of Apollo 11. Then the classic guitar riff, the original MTV theme, destined to be a siren song for teens the world over, played for the very first time. And with that, on Saturday, August 1, 1981, […]

From the Archives: My October 28 2004 Presidential Election Email

March 15, 2013


WARNING: Political opinion ahead! So back in the day, in the ancient past, the time before Facebook, before Reddit and Chrome, before Twitter and even preceding MySpace, we used mass emails to annoy our friends with goofy jokes, spread urban legends and express our political opinions. This is an email I sent to all the […]