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Admonishing Batman

September 23, 2014

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Batman lives in my house. Not Bruce Wayne of DC Comic, Adam West/Micheal Keaton/Christian Bale/Ben Affleck fame (no disrespect George Clooney/Val Kilmer). No, this Batman is a dog, the son of my Chihuahua Coco. Let’s call it a youthful indiscretion on her part. I call it that because it sounds better than admitting the truth; […]

Random Tweets From A Disturbed Mind

September 20, 2012

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“When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be yo fat ass mama.” From here on out, anyone who uses the phrase ‘put on your big girl panties’, is declared an enemy of the state and shall be shot on site. Dear Princess Kate Middleton, please put your titties […]