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August’s Random Tweets

August 2, 2013

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Gas is too damn high and I blame that son of a bitch Seth MacFarlane. I got a hankering for horse meat. #DontJudgeMe Some days I feel like a world champion turd surfer and other days I’m just slowly circling the bowl. I wish ‘yo greasy granny got a hole in her panty goin beep beep […]

Private School(s) for Sinners Like Me Part 2

May 29, 2013

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As the 1980’s got started, my comic book crime spree ended. I got busted by a grocery store manager, but not just any grocery store manager. No, I had the misfortune of getting caught in an act of shoplifting by a grocery store manager who also happened to be a fellow member of the Bastrop […]

Private School(s) for Sinners Like Me

May 23, 2013

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I found myself in private school because I was a thief, a shoplifter to be exact. It started when I was very young, 8 or 9 nine years old I guess. I didn’t steal jewels or cash, I was a comic book thief. My grandmother shopped for groceries once a week at the same Safeway […]