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Random Tweets – June Edition

June 4, 2013

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Attention singles, I know Valentine’s Day is a tough day but take heart, you could be dating Oscar Pistorius. This morning President Obama came out firmly against the drinking of Drano. Tea Party folks, I think you know what needs to be done now. FOX News hires Herman Cain cause screw Michael Steele. Herman Cain […]

Attack of the Random Tweets

January 23, 2013

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The father of Peter Dinklage was the dancing dwarf in Men W/O Hats ‘Safety Dance’ video 29 years ago is a unknown fact that I just made up. You guys hear this big news? Princess Kate is pregnant with Gordon Ramsay’s love child. Jesus was born in a manger to a virgin so you could […]

Kneel Before Random Tweets!

December 26, 2012

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Whenever you pronounce, ‘Alls I’ve got to say is…’ you’re setting humanity back on the evolutionary scale so stop doing that please. Have you ever hated someone so much that you wish you could go back in time and kill their mom? I have not, I just wondered if you had. If you ‘liked’ George […]

Random Tweets From A Disturbed Mind

September 20, 2012

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“When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be yo fat ass mama.” From here on out, anyone who uses the phrase ‘put on your big girl panties’, is declared an enemy of the state and shall be shot on site. Dear Princess Kate Middleton, please put your titties […]