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Admonishing Batman

September 23, 2014

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Batman lives in my house. Not Bruce Wayne of DC Comic, Adam West/Micheal Keaton/Christian Bale/Ben Affleck fame (no disrespect George Clooney/Val Kilmer). No, this Batman is a dog, the son of my Chihuahua Coco. Let’s call it a youthful indiscretion on her part. I call it that because it sounds better than admitting the truth; […]

Profit or Profess? Realities Collide When Duck Dynasty Meets GQ Magazine

December 26, 2013

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Public relations manipulation. Last week I did a little random sampling of cable TV news shows as research into the biggest waterfowl-related scandal since Daffy and Donald were photographed topless in the August ’78 Outdoor Magazine, Duckgate, the Duck Dynasty/GQ story that only deaf/mute under-rock dwellers and Himalayan sherpas are unaware of at this point. […]

A Tweet That Ran Long

August 21, 2013

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As I was driving in to work this morning I felt mighty, mighty fine. It was a ‘Goldilocks’ kinda day, not too hot, not too cold, the sky as blue as the Pacific, but not too blue, not ultramarine, or Royal Blue, not an obnoxious azure, just a soft soothing baby blue and the sun, […]

August’s Random Tweets

August 2, 2013

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Gas is too damn high and I blame that son of a bitch Seth MacFarlane. I got a hankering for horse meat. #DontJudgeMe Some days I feel like a world champion turd surfer and other days I’m just slowly circling the bowl. I wish ‘yo greasy granny got a hole in her panty goin beep beep […]

Debunking A Duck Dynasty Myth

May 10, 2013

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Lies my internet told me… A Facebook post I’ve seen about forty-seven thousand times this week starts like this: The P.O.S. Liberals and Atheists are giving A&E a lot of problems because of Duck Dynasty family dinner PRAYER And also because some people are so incredibly gullible they’ll believe anything. They want that part taken […]

Duck Dynasty: Bass Man Standing

April 6, 2013

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When I decided to catch up on Duck Dynasty I wanted to work my way backward, watch the 2nd season later and stay current (blog) on the 3rd as it aired. So I’ve missed some stuff and for that I apologize. Several personal messages and Facebook comments have corrected me regarding things revealed in season […]

Put A Duck Dynasty Ring On It

April 4, 2013

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Jase Roberston and I have something in common. Well, besides the fact that we’re both northeast Louisiana natives with unkempt facial hair. Neither of us wear wedding rings. Jase because he doesn’t like rings, me because I’m broke. My wife and I will celebrate 6 years of wedded bliss this October but we’re still waiting […]