Browsing All posts tagged under »GOD«

Random Tweets – June Edition

June 4, 2013

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Attention singles, I know Valentine’s Day is a tough day but take heart, you could be dating Oscar Pistorius. This morning President Obama came out firmly against the drinking of Drano. Tea Party folks, I think you know what needs to be done now. FOX News hires Herman Cain cause screw Michael Steele. Herman Cain […]

Bobby Jindal’s Book of Home Remedies

May 21, 2013

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Ask yourself Louisiana citizens: Am I a taker? A welfare queen, a drain on society, a tax-sucking 47%er who refuses to take responsibility for my life? Have you ever sought relief for a serious illness but didn’t have the $ to pay for it?  If you answered yes, then first of all, shame on you. […]

Air Supply Is On Satan’s iPod

March 18, 2013

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An old friend reminded me of something my school principal said to me when I was 11 years old. It was in relation to a horrid news story in my local paper about a man who’d been arrested after he (allegedly) intentionally burned his own child with a space heater. http://www.thenewsstar.com/article/20130318/NEWS01/130318006/OPSO-Man-accused-burning-3-year-old-space-heater-choking-battering-2-people I’ll leave the analysis […]

CAUTION! Entering Random Tweet Zone

February 12, 2013

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If you truly care about Jennifer Aniston baby bump news, I am coming for you. Make your peace with God now. If you know the song Three Marlenas by the Wallflowers start singing it aloud, but use Darth Vader in place of Malena. That’s cool huh? Just so you know, ‘Have a decorative holiday cupcake […]

Dear John Q Military, We Need To Talk…

February 6, 2013

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America has some bad news for you, I think we need to take a break. Now wait, just listen please, it’s us, it’s not you. You’re great, we’ve sent you off to fight for God, freedom, apple pie and oil companies and defense contractors and you never complained, you just went back for deployment after […]

And Yet Another Edition of Random Tweets

December 21, 2012

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I don’t just think Chris Brown is an asshole, I think his fans are assholes too. I don’t just despise the Kardashians, I also loathe those who ‘keep up’ with them. And if you’re a fan of Honey Boo Boo sterilization = mandatory. Or you must self-deport. From Earth. I could never leave my pets […]

Sometimes Crazy Is Just Crazy

December 19, 2012

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‘If we’re going to talk about the Second Amendment, then let’s also talk about the First Amendment, and Hollywood, and the video games that teach young kids how to shoot heads.’ – Gun Industry Source quoted on FOX News ‘Well, you know, it’s an interesting thing. When we ask why there is violence in our […]

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